Friday, October 10, 2008

Are you registered?

So, I've spoken with a lot of friends, family members and people in general who say that they're not going to vote in this upcoming election...WHY? Why vote when the economy is going to shit and Afghanistan is going under? -- This is the most important election in decades.
Find out if you are registered.
Make sure you vote.

(And make sure you don't vote Republican...unless, of course, you want the world to go to shit.)

www.canivote.org

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Dramatic Cat



...you need sound for this..ideally..

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Tracks of My Tears



"People say I'm the life of the party 'cause I tell a joke or two.
Although I might be laughing loud and hardy, deep inside I'm blue"
-Smokey Robinson

One of the best songs ever created.

The body is a strange enterprise.

Keep in mind...there are exceptions to all rules.

Try rotating your right foot clockwise and then writing the number 6 with your left hand.
Your foot will most likely change direction.

Now try rotating your right foot clockwise and writing the number 6 in the air with your left hand.
Your foot will again, likely change direction.

This is because the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, which is responsible for timing and rhythm. When the left side of your brain attempts to create two opposite movements at the same time it gets confused and tries to combine the movement into one single motion.


If you try this with your left foot and your right hand, you should have no problem!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Vicky Christina Barcelona



I saw it last nite. It was sooo good. You should see it.
HOWEVER.

Not enough sex in the movie...by far.
Sometimes it made me want to cream my pants
Other times...not so much.

What's her face -- Scarlett Johansson -- waste of space in the movie.
No facial expressions. No acting skills.
She looks like a bloated fish.

But PENELOPE.
Uuughhhh.
yes.
amazing.
The random bursts of Spanish outrage made me die a little every time.
She really was the best part of the film.
Especially the first scene she's in where she refuses to speak English around the bloated fish.
Excellent.

See it.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Differences Between Manhattan and Brooklyn (Williamsburg esp.)

1. Being able to hail a cab from any corner vs. having to call a cab and hope it's not sketchy.

2. Being able to order food from a diner at 4am and then beer and cigarettes from a deli at 5 am.

3. Where are all the black people?

4. NYU hipsters vs. Williamsburg hipsters

5. Waiting 10 minutes mid track on the L to go one stop into Brooklyn.

6. People walk significantly slower in Brooklyn.

7. Black clothes and leather vs. brightly colored sweater vests from salvation army and sweatbands.

8. Dive bars with cheap liquor vs. Pretentious artsy bars with expensive PBR

9. Delivery weed services at your door under an hour vs. Your friend who wants to get rid of his old stash.

10. Living in a cardboard box for $1000 a month near Bedford vs. Living in a cardboard box downtown for $2000.